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The Bride's Babes

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Maid of

Honor

Alyssa Stucke

"THE DC SIDEKICK"

  • Friend of 2 years

  • Met when the bride moved to Washington DC

  • The best cat-sitter in DC​​

 

STRENGTHS:

cooking, salsa dancing, party-hosting, withstanding the cold

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WEAKNESSES:

Wisconsin cheese curds, BK Lounge, 'The Office' and Costco margaritas

The Groom's Bros

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Mike Johnson

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BEST MAN

"THE BROTHER FROM THE SAME MOTHER"

  • Older brother of the groom

  • 359 days older

STRENGTHS:

co-founder of Tilmac Industries, car-game is second to none, gives "Tiiiiiiiii" advice, overall SOL-ID big brother

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WEAKNESSES:

cold weather, Crown Vics, oversized TVs and Biscuitville

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