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The Bride's Babes


Maid of
Honor
Alyssa Stucke
"THE DC SIDEKICK"
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Friend of 2 years
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Met when the bride moved to Washington DC
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The best cat-sitter in DC
STRENGTHS:
cooking, salsa dancing, party-hosting, withstanding the cold
WEAKNESSES:
Wisconsin cheese curds, BK Lounge, 'The Office' and Costco margaritas
The Groom's Bros

Mike Johnson

BEST MAN
"THE BROTHER FROM THE SAME MOTHER"
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Older brother of the groom
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359 days older
STRENGTHS:
co-founder of Tilmac Industries, car-game is second to none, gives "Tiiiiiiiii" advice, overall SOL-ID big brother
WEAKNESSES:
cold weather, Crown Vics, oversized TVs and Biscuitville
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